Welcome to the first anthology by Rectal Ventriloquist What follows are tales of madness perversion and impotent rage Starting first with the tale of a genius engineer and his monster made from the bodies of unruly children and incredible chocolate Ladies and gents the Wonkanator His minions working hard Following orders to the T A child's head a computer brain Candy canes for teeth. The monster stands 10 feet tall On taffy stretched legs Body made of mounds of flesh bone And chocolate-coated ballistics Run run from the wonk Run from the wonk Run from the wonkanator Run run from the wonk Run from the wonk Run from the wonkanator For 20 years he locked himself within these walls engineering this death machine To rid the world of evil scum especially the children And with these everlasting missile launchers And chocolate fusion laser turrets It may only take days Through chocolate and taffy fusion It maintains its Impenetrable skin 50000 nuclear power cells ensure the murder will never end Run run from the wonk Run from the wonk Run from the wonkanator Run run from the wonk Run from the wonk Run from the wonkanator Teleports through wonka vision With surgical precision Rips apart the cities Willy Wonka's Death machine Eradication imminent Especially the children Nothing will ever stop Willy Wonka's Death machine It will not retreat it will not surrender Its fail-safe plan is a nuclear winter You must submit you must give in The more you run the longer you live When you meet your death Run run from the wonk Run from the wonk Run from the wonkanator Run run from the wonk Run from the wonk Run from the wonkanator

Andy has gone to college and to the attic we were thrown. Bombarded by in and outside noise rarely light has shown. One by one Mrs. Davis came and took us away out of the dark Then we began hearing strange noises coming from the rooms and slamming against the walls followed by screams of Andy's mom and a strange man AL this fiend is called. Then finally my time had come She arrived and chosen me To be released from that attic prison And into the heavenly light down to Andy's old room But the room is rearranged in erotic fashion the putrid stench of sex juices rubber and lube fill the room I recoiled in horror as I realize what she brought me down to do. Sarge and his men now catatonic stare into the void While the brown discolored troikas beg franticly " Woody please help us escape" Mr potato head is nothing but his oval frame his wife is cracked however the same. Suppose she couldn't fit. These people are fucking sick!! I snap to the moment the strange man entered the room he was dressed like me and she like Jessie as in some live action. Erotic cartoon He laid on the bed legs sprawled cheeks spread wide open My hat removed slop slathered all over me as she slides me face down on his dick. She smirked the cheeky cunt woody meet woody as she slowly slid me down into his butt I pray nightly for reprive And return to my attic prison forever abandoned

Raping A Goat Raping A Goat Raping A Goat With a Medieval Sword

Shots and kegs playlist made Three-day bender gonna fuckin rage Drunk chicks don't ask the age a felony is worth getting laid Drink some lean snort some coke Blow a guy I meant blunt smoke Yo Pledges listen up Repeat after me I am not myself when I drink tequila So what if I crossdress black face and play Kesha? I am responsible for anything I say or do what will it take for me to convince you IM NOT GAY!!

So you wanna do something that involves making pancakes? add a little bit of butter and a shot to the head. then mix in the flower and body parts to your never having these pancakes I made for you now there's a hole for all to see. bang that you fuckin whore all in all, was it worth it giving up love so true? an undying love still served to you? I was but a sex servant for Aunt Jemima but I will not give in to her vagina Aunt Ja AUNT JEMIMA FUCK YOU BISQUICK TASTE BETTER So I made a new recipe not very inspired made up of Bisquick and your fat ass

I'm trying so hard to let things roll off me focusing on breathing Amidst the constant horns and screaming Sunken feeling in my stomach The anger sharks are swimming strong My hands white-knuckled shaking now I'm bout to go ballistic fuckin idiots can't even drive Doing 30 mph in 55 Merging lanes without a signal Barley missing getting hit Cause the lady in that car Is a narcissistic bitch Gotta post and make a tic tock Of Her daily fuckin drive Cause her followers and likes Are more important than my life eels more and more like it worsens Everyday I'm about to grab my gun and shoot these Fuckers in the face But my therapist says it's wrong To have these thoughts at all I'm finding my center and. Starting to calm But this old fucking Asian just cut me off CUNT GOD DAMN IT I JUST WANT TO GET TO THE OFFICE GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY FINALLY, MAKE IT THERE AND THERE'S SOMEONE PARKED IN MY SPACE The sign says reserved for a reason. You asshole! There's nothing that can justify The way these people treating others Rules just don't apply They only do it cause they're used to people just like me Who follow laws and conform in normal society Blood pressure shooting through the roof veins popping out of my head Gotta wait half an hour for the meds to kick in Loosen up my tie anxiety rising sky high My boss is calling me and I can't find my phone It fell within the crease between the console and the seat. God damn it I'm gonna be late again. Fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck But my therapist says I should Just sing a happy song Try finding my center diffuse the bomb Before it starts But every wire I chose was wrong Start the count down clock I've fucking had enough Imma lose my shit wheres my crowbar at I fucking hate this job Fucking hate my life I'm going fucking ape shit fuck it all I'm fucking over it fuck it! There's nothing that can justify The way these people treating others Rules just don't apply. They only do it cause they're used to people who aren't free Who follow laws and conform in society Now I'm free To release My impotent RAGE